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These Are the World's Worst Roommate Stories

Yuppie Scum — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 18:29:40 EST

I'm glad that my mystery of the stalagshite cracked the finalists- it is very vindicating.

However traumatizing it may have been, atlasbugged's creeps me out the most.

Some Ideas for Saving Newt Gingrich's Collapsing Florida Campaign

roguedandelion — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 18:29:22 EST

Newt is best when coming from behind. He'll be back in the next primaries. And all this over emphasis on South Carolina(and the eventual nominee always having to win it to win the nomination) will hang over Mitt for some time.

roguedandelion

President John Tyler's Grandson is Still Alive and Has Delightful Political Opinions

AwwwwShiz — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 18:29:09 EST

Damn dude, I did the math and this guy's dad was 74 when he was born. And there weren't no viagra around in 1928.

AwwwwShiz

Here's a Young Jon Stewart, Moshing at a Dead Kennedys Show

lobstr — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 18:28:58 EST

How many of you instinctively thought the headline said Noshing? Show of hands, lawlz!

lobstr

Oort Cloud — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 18:28:10 EST

Rye grass, in particular, grows fast. I think that's what they use on baseball fields if they need it really quickly. #crosstalk

Oort Cloud

Here's a Young Jon Stewart, Moshing at a Dead Kennedys Show

lobstr — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 18:28:06 EST

Rumor has it he worked in a Purim joke shortly before this photo was taken...

lobstr

Yes, the Romneys Converted Mitt's Dead Atheist Father-in-Law to Mormonism

Queenjulie — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 18:27:33 EST

No, I could say, "Hey, Aunt Mable (a practicing Mormon) posthumously baptized Great-grandpa Ed. I think it's incredibly disrespectful that she ignored his wishes and thought her own were more important."

Queenjulie

Some Ideas for Saving Newt Gingrich's Collapsing Florida Campaign

roguedandelion — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 18:27:29 EST

I think pointing out Mitt's near pathological series of misstatements should be enough. Mitt Romney can't go through a debate without lying about his money, his record or his campaign.

[www.huffingtonpost.com]

roguedandelion

Armed Forces Return to DEFCON Five as Blow Job Movie Gets New Feminist Icon

chemgal — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 18:27:13 EST

Eek! I look a LOT like her. While I have always been aware people don't see me as pretty, and for the most part, I'm okay with that, I have to admit, the horse face comments hurt.

chemgal

Here's a Young Jon Stewart, Moshing at a Dead Kennedys Show

lobstr — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 18:27:08 EST

Uncanny...

lobstr

Behold, the Most Obnoxious Christmas Letter Ever

George Parker — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 18:26:43 EST

Ha... Great find. And they sell... "hand-selected artisanal wines from around the world at all price points. " Best of all... Chris Dunaway (Wine Consultant) is a Vampire... He studied at TRANSYLVANIA University in Lexington, Kentucky. Must sell a ton of that Romanian shit... Bulls Blood. Very artis-anal!
Cheers/George

George Parker

Tim Gunn Needs To Shut Up About Not Having Sex in Almost 30 Years

wundersmack — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 18:26:17 EST

Hoka-hey! It is your choice, my friend -- all any of us need to do to get laid is lower our standards a little.

wundersmack

Send in Your Stories About the World's Worst Roommate

GirlyWhirl — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 18:25:51 EST

Red star, maybe.

GirlyWhirl

Send in Your Stories About the World's Worst Roommate

GirlyWhirl — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 18:25:34 EST

Oh my god, truly a horror story!

GirlyWhirl

Courtney Sheber Is America's Hottest College Girl: A Review

gloeden31 — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 18:25:21 EST

No kidding, his entire body language communicates "douchebag", effortlessly.

gloeden31

Send in Your Stories About the World's Worst Roommate

pcbh0204 — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 18:25:15 EST

Ugh I'm sorry. At least you don't have to deal with that anymore. The girl I knew ate very little all day and then would eat more than was humanly possible at night watching tv. At least according to her roommates...one who now is going for her masters specializing in eating disorders.

pcbh0204

A Hedge Fund Manager's Bizarre, Lengthy Response to a Declined Second Date

BobcatCorduroy — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 18:25:11 EST

Oh, maaaaan. That should be colossal yet FRAGILE ego. No more martinis for breakfast for me.

BobcatCorduroy

Courtney Sheber Is America's Hottest College Girl: A Review

DeltaEchoBravo — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 18:25:10 EST

That would be like being witness to a live execution.

DeltaEchoBravo

GrandmaEdie — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 18:25:00 EST

Do it. #crosstalk

GrandmaEdie

The Harrowing Before-and-After Photos of Two Years in Solitary

-db- — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 18:24:56 EST

As bad as it sounds, and interpret this as you will, I would not allow my toenails to ever get that long. All I'm saying is, spend some time each day stretching, and eventually you could do what you gotta do... This is all still quite deplorable.

-db-

Check Out Rick Perry's Fancy New Killing Machine

tschreck — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 18:24:55 EST

Not that you are assuming anything, but more than half of my friends are gay or bi. Notice I said AND as in additionally, so I was not equating the two at all.. So I'll spell it out for you, it seems that poor rick is a closeted gay man (sad indeed that he cannot be himself) and judging by the big gun and the pose etc, he might be ashamed of his tiny penis (not that it is at all his fault) All in all, he is just pathetic, so perhaps it would be nice of Dick Cheney to shoot him in the face ( as he seems to be quite good at)

So, thanks for assuming the worse..

tschreck

New York's New Gay Disco Can't Even Spell Its Own Name Right

ismellcatpee — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 18:24:45 EST

God, I'm glad my club days were in a small city where I was the one who got to skip the line....I don't think I could have competed or handled the rejection of the NY Club Scene. And I don't do lines, as in waiting in them. Back then? I'd DO lines on your face if you let me.

ismellcatpee

Yes, This Is a Picture of Terry Richardson Fucking (Someone Who Looks Like Juliette Lewis) [Update]

NeedsMoreKanye — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 18:24:38 EST

Well, December was a poor month to try that, wasn't it? Santa? I have no words.

NeedsMoreKanye

I Can't Stop Staring at Cyber Woman With Corn

notsobright — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 18:24:19 EST

I'm gonna get this out of the way nice and early.

notsobright

Check Out Rick Perry's Fancy New Killing Machine

NY-LON — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 18:24:05 EST

Given Perry's noted inability to remember three things, I would be sure to only be anywhere near him if he's shooting at two targets or fewer. Who knows what he'll start shooting at if he has to try and remember three things to hit.

NY-LON